They will tell you at length, and with the utmost smugness, why their gaming rig is vastly superior to your piddling little toy.

FPS fans are especially open to ridicule, with the mouse-vs-controller argument forever on the tip of a PC gamers silver-spooned tongue.

To avoid these unsightly conflicts, we recommend bludgeoning them on sight with your XboxPS3.

The whole e-sports phenomenon is surely one of the most try-hard, laughably unimpressive professions in the world: and yet were supposed to take these athletes seriously.

This is stealing; plain and simple -- and its affecting the industry in a big way.

When queried about its artnid:338475draconian DRM policies, Ubisoft threw the issue back at PC gamers faces, and rightfully so: Are we frustrated by the PC market I think everyone is.

In the end it all comes back to one single truth: piracy is a big, huge, hairy problem.

Its a market that suffered a lot because of piracy, and were all just trying to figure out what we think is the best way to deal with it.

It was something nerds did in-between zit-popping and Star Trek marathons (or at least, that was the popular playground perception at the time).

Most of em still play flight sims, war games and orc-filled RPGs: apparently by choice.

They also have serious BO issues, as any LAN tournament will attest.

Then there are PC gamer poster boys like xref: Leeroy Jenkins, xref: Red Shirt Guy and that xref: dude who tried to stick a remote control up his butt.

Theyre more interested in teasing a few extra frames per second out of their ridiculously overpriced gaming rig.

When you spend more time fiddling around in BIOS than actually playing, its time to face facts: youre no longer a gamer.

They make John McEnroes famed dummy-spits look like articulate debates.

Presumably, you wont be happy until the entire games industry has washed its hands of you.

Apparently too cool for the alphabet, they substituted letters for vague number-based substitutes in a two-fingered salute to grammar.

If you regularly pepper your online chat with pwned, Noob, w00t and Sux0r youre part of the (gene pool) problem.

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